The Chair

An office chair on wheels, when used as a support, can prove treacherous.....
and it might get confiscated
but we are dealing with an adult...

Dear Pam,

1) I am a sinner.

2) I hang my head in shame, but I love ...

3) my old chair, and I retrieved it from the storeroom at the end of the passage, and now I am sitting on it, and feel most comfortable, and can reach everything around me by pushing with my feet, and …

4) I solemnly promise not to use it as a support when I stand, and …

5) I know we will have a spirited discussion.